knight-enchanter:

everything-is-stickers:

drtanner:

bigbigtruck:

nostalgebraist:

I’ve been having a bad time lately but someone posted this on Facebook and it provided a moment of pure joy

I haven’t laughed this hard in weeks

I lost it at “go home in a six pack”

UP YOURS

THE DARK LONG OF THE SHOE

LMAO


skeletonsagainstyiff:

heading right to the nearest election center

skeletonsagainstyiff:

heading right to the nearest election center

(Source: holoska)


look at the cool posters i bought!! im screaming they were worth every cent


8xenon8:

darn diddly

8xenon8:

darn diddly


pyropotter:

You are angry about something. “Clam down,” I text you. You assume I have made a typo, but in fact I am holding a small soldier clam in my hands. He died so young. War is hell


when people say christmas isn’t just about presents

image


iguanamouth:

toxic by nature, look but dont touch


athplusplus:

015 - Beedrill

athplusplus:

015 - Beedrill



(Source: deadcolour)


monodrunk:

[makes an oc] my greatest work. i love them so much. they’re literally the best oc i’ve ever ma [makes another oc] my greatest work. i love them so much. they’re literally the best oc i’ve ever ma [makes another oc] my greate


superhighschoolleveldoujinauthor:

*tamp tamp*

superhighschoolleveldoujinauthor:

ah i see youve noticed me tamping down the soft earth

superhighschoolleveldoujinauthor:

ah i see youve noticed me tamping down the soft earth


supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked


gloomygravestone:

nazmatik:

"hold up let me put this fucking lime in that ATM real quick"

so this is why there was a lime shortage

gloomygravestone:

nazmatik:

"hold up let me put this fucking lime in that ATM real quick"

so this is why there was a lime shortage

(Source: aperture-of-consciousness)